yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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