think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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