No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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