he puts the penis in happiness.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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