Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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