Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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