Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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