didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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