this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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