no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You literally chaperoned my booty call.