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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

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I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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(631): View more from New York

can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states

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(979): View more from Texas

I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.

(936): View more from Texas

Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!

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