wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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