Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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