why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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