Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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