And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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