coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm at about main and main street
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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