Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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