I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
