I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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