what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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