That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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