Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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