As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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