Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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