i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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