Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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