Just fell off a train. Bad.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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