I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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