You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So much Jack, so little girl.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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