Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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