it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
how drunk are you?
Several
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize