new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Please don't give away my fajitas
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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