we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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