Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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