it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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