Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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