so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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