at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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