turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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