How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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