Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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