Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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