she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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