i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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