I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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