Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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