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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (954): View more from Florida

  had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.

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