Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

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(917): View more from New York City

i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab

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(206): View more from Washington

got weed?

(425): View more from Washington

I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.

(206): View more from Washington

sorry mom...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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(816): View more from Missouri

just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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(661): View more from California

I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...

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(949): View more from California

I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough

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