I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
a bad idea.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.