does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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