My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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