Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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