I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
