so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sext me about skeletons
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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