question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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