They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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